260 words including title...have no clue how many Q's may be found. This was fun!
Queen Squires Quest
The Queen was the quintuplet born last, but her beau the King found her irresistible. She quietly snuck out of her house without her four other sisters noticing. Her and the King would meet in the quarry and quickly cuddle in a quiet crevice. Once word got out that she was the chosen one quipsters quaintly quacked over her being chosen over her more beautiful sisters. It was truly a quiz to most as to how this drab, dreary drudge had become the Squires Queen.
Eventually, she was accepted as the queen although not quickly and she ruled the land with her husband for years. As she aged, her children were told many stories by their father, the king, about how he and the queen had met. One such story-telling session occurred while they were on holiday in Spain. They dined at a famous restaurant snacking on quesadillas and quince. The youngsters befriended a squirrel. Quincy the squirrel sat quietly caressing a chestnut he plucked from a tree. The children giggled and then quarreled over who would catch the pesky animal. Quinock, being the eldest, raced towards Quincy and managed to nab a tuft of fur, though the quality of his snag did not catch the rascally squirrel. Quinook, the youngest, crept gingerly towards Quincy, but once again the squirrel dodged the advance. Charlie looked…pondered his quest and plucked a peanut out of his pocket which he offered Quincy. Quincy leapt into his arms and quaffed his prize. Queen Squires quest was one of youth and joy.