Humor- Make me laugh in rap form

Question

Okay i must explain the title. Okay here is what i want you to do. Make a story any kind it could be a song if you want. BUT it must be a rap. So please no cus words in your story. And please make it about somthing cool like CHEESE!

Answer 1

(This is probably the weirdest challenge ever.   
I'll probably try another one,  but gotta get in da rhythm).

Who be you to axe me
to pay your stupid fine or fee
fo somethin I just couldn't see?
I ain't the one you lookin fo.

Every night you go to bed
wit criminals all in yo head.
Ya put da blame on me instead
an not that nasty ho

who whips you wit her taxes
who demands your next faxes
an she goes home an relaxes
on the furniture you paid fo.

You live in a cardboard box
an know about this nasty fox
who lives on your buck to get laid.
wit all the money you paid
She work fo the IRS,
don't give squat bout your duress,
Life been good to her for sure.
On Sundays she be very pure.

Comments

It's hard to write rap without being vulgar.  So much of it is "suck my this, I'll slap your that.  You are just a bug under my shoe.  You are meaningless, I am rich" attitude.  There's not much story quality that can be expressed with that framework.  Correct me if I'm wrong.  Or show me a rap lyric that has a story line.